WICKED WEDNESDAY
Please welcome Kimberly Packard to Wicked Wednesday with her wicked mouth!
I have to
admit. I’m a sucker for a witty, wicked retort. Sometimes they’re only said in
my head, because you know, appropriate behavior. I think my mom has a direct
line into my brain (don’t all moms?) where she’ll remind me to not be a smart
alec (I only asked her once if she’d rather me be a dumb alec. I got
grounded…after she stopped laughing).
The
heroine in my first trilogy had a dry sense of humor, but hers was much more
restrained to fit the theme of the story. But then, I met Elaina, the heroine of
my newest novel, Vortex. And, that’s when I came to realize that she is my
spirit animal.
Elaina is
a shove-her-sleeves-up-and-get-it-done kind of girl. As a storm chaser, she’s
part scientist, part thrill seeker. She’s much more comfortable hanging out
with guys, but also has a soft side, especially when it comes to her beloved
yellow Lab, Nimbus. But, what I love most about Elaina is her sense of humor
and quick wit.
For
example, in the “meet cute” of her and fellow storm chaser/TV meteorologist, Seth
Maddux, she catches him watching her while practicing yoga. And, in true Elaina
fashion she couldn’t bite her tongue and let a prime time for a wicked comment
to pass her by. Let’s take a look:
A man
leaned on the gate behind her. His wavy blond hair reflected the fiery colors
of the sunset. The crystal blue color of his eyes perfectly matched his polo
shirt.
Elaina
squinted, trying to make out the logo embroidered in white, frowning when the
upside down words ‘Forecast Channel’ came into focus. “It’s rude to just sit
there and watch,” she called out before hopping her feet between her hands and
finishing the Sun Salutation.
“Didn’t
want to interrupt your yoga.” His smirk morphed into a full smile. “What time
is Pilates?”
Elaina
tugged at the hem of her long-sleeved T-shirt and shoved the sleeves back up
her arms as she walked toward him. “Studio’s all yours. Enjoy your Kegels.”
Elaina reached for the gate, but he didn’t move.
His hands
covered the latch and the fingers of one hand curled around it, holding her
hostage in the smelly, algae-infested pool.
His eyes
stayed on hers, but she could tell they wanted to roam.
Then
again, who knew how long he’d been watching her. He’d probably already got an
eyeful.
Pervert.
“That
sounded like an insult.” The congeniality in his words was pulled tight over a
challenge.
“You’re
smarter than you look.” Elaina crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes.
Challenge accepted. “It was definitely an insult.” She shot her gaze to the
latch and back up at him. “Do you mind?”
“Seth
Maddux,” he said, extending his top hand, but still keeping one over the latch.
“Forecast Channel. I’m covering the outbreak tomorrow. Which tour group are you
with?”
She
scowled at his hand but didn’t reach for it. Typical male MO, to assume she was
a passenger, rather than a driver.
Her momma
had taught her about boys like this.
“The one
you need to avoid.” Like a snake striking, her nimble fingers reached under his
hand a flicked open the gate.
He
stumbled back, standing aside as she pushed past him.
She was
nearly back to her room when he shouted. “Hey, I never got your name.”
“Nope,”
Elaina said over her shoulder. “You didn’t.”
When
Elaina quipped about Kegels, I snickered and did a little mental fist pump for
her. But then, Seth dishes it right back at her a few scenes later when he and
Elaina officially meet:
She
studied his shoes, sturdy hiking boots with the laces double knotted, before
moving up the jeans, a medium dark wash, past the bright blue polo shirt before
settling on the white embroidered logo. Forecast Channel. Does he have a million of these shirts?
Her face
warmed as her gaze found Seth Maddux’s over-confident smile.
“I’m
fine,” she managed to get through her gritted teeth. Her mouth twitched,
wanting to say more, but her filter clamped down hard.
“I’m glad
you’re here,” Dr. Pierce continued, seemingly oblivious to Seth’s
self-satisfied face and her scowl. “Elaina Adams, Seth Maddux. Seth is a
reporter with the Forecast Channel. Elaina is my brightest doctoral candidate.”
Seth’s
smile widened. “We met, briefly, down in Texas. Thanks for that exercise tip,
by the way, I feel tighter already.” He punctuated his sentence with a wink.
“Oh, uh, yeah, um,” the
words tripped over Elaina’s tongue. Sweat pricked at her forehead. She might be
the first case of spontaneous human combustion by humiliation.
So yeah,
she can dish it, and she can mostly take it. But she might have met her match
with Seth.
On the
outside, this book presented itself to me as a fun little romp around tornadoes
(words I never thought I’d put together), but when I dug deeper as I wrote it,
I found it was about family, identity, secrets and digging deep to find
courage. Without Elaina and Seth’s humor, it would have been a pretty heavy
story.
Humor can
lighten a tense situation. It can make a reader laugh, brighten their day and,
most importantly, it can intensify a reader’s connection to the story and
characters.
Brief
Blurb:
A close
encounter with a tornado during the final months of Elaina Adams’s doctoral
studies jogs a lost memory to the surface. Desperate to relive the vision and
find answers, the storm chaser continually puts her safety at risk by placing
herself in the path of dangerous storms. Vortex is a story of family, love,
identity and determination set against the thrilling backdrop of Tornado Alley.
You can
read Vortex on Amazon (it’s available in Kindle Unlimited) here: https://www.amazon.com/Vortex-Kimberly-Packard-ebook/dp/B07MKLN9YY/